关于幽默的哲理名言警句：
1.love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
2.love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
3.money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
4.never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。
5.one flower does not make a spring一花独放不是春。
6.you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是因为她的美丽而爱她，而她却因为你的爱而美丽。
7.your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
8.success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。
9.the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
10.there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
11.when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！
12.where there is a life,there is a way.有志者事竟成。
13.work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。
14.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
15.a friend in need is a friend indeed.患难见真知。
16.children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
17.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。
18.god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
19.hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? " “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
20.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我永远也不会忘记我们在一起的日子。
21.life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就像巧克力，个中滋味难以预料。
22.living without goal is like sailing without a compass.没有目标的生活就如同没有罗盘的航行。
23.love alone could waken love!只有爱才能唤醒爱！
如果您喜欢《关于幽默的英语哲理名言》记得分享给更多好友噢!
