愚人节整人祝福

愚人节整人祝福（英文）You stand in the crowd were white from the wind and the long hair, as the most beautiful melodies world, in my mind Zhou, I want to say: You have to drop a wig…… But today AprilFool's Day!你站在人群中，被柔柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦！You find one you love deservesthe love, I not understand you and your feelings, I know that some things can not reluctantly, not some distance beyond, like yesterday, I could not believe that in order to root bones tell people you go!你去找一个值得你爱的去爱，我不够了解你和你的感情，我知道有些事无法勉强，有些距离无法超越，就像昨天我无法相信，为了根骨头你就跟人跑了！In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relishis always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉！有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的！My feelings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe “Go to hell.”我对你的深情无法付诸言语，除了一句“滚一边去”！Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.娇艳的紫罗兰，鲜红的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像你一样美。但紫罗兰会凋谢，玫瑰会枯黄，糖碗空空如也，和你的脑袋一样。Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，可我与你同眠只是因为喝醉。开业贺词If a mistake was pretty, I have make a big mistake if the crime is a smart, I have committed heinouscrimes, Zhennan life! But you Jiuhaola both right dead crimes, really envy you!如果长得漂亮是一种错，我已经铸成大错；如果聪明是一种罪，我已经犯下滔天大罪，做人真难！但你就好啦，既没错又没罪，真羡慕你！Toads pursuitof swans, swan disdain said: If I as long as you die! HAMA against: the pig also live good? After listening to pigs, feel aggrieved: I just look at messages, I move Sheire Who?癞蛤蟆追求天鹅，天鹅不屑地说：我要是长成你这样早去死了！蛤蟆不服：那猪还活得好好的呢！猪听了，觉得很委屈：我只是在看短信，我招谁惹谁了？端午节祝福短信If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……如果你长得难看，请打 110；如果你身材不好，请打120；如果你脾气不好，请打119；如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you has screwed up my life我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，我这辈子就毁在你手里。What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime.是什么激发了我多情的诗篇？伏特加两杯，酸柠檬一片。