Harry Chapin - Laugh Man (LP版)

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[00:00.00]Laugh Man (LP版) - Harry Chapin
[00:00.85]Written by：Harry Chapin
[00:01.71]Did you ever hear the one about
[00:05.20]Oh god I love myself
[00:07.89]When I've got it on
[00:09.93]I know I'll live forever babe
[00:12.57]All my fears are gone
[00:14.68]Then suddenly I'm dying
[00:16.82]They turned the laugh track off
[00:19.40]I'm drowning in the silence
[00:21.83]Crucified by coughs
[00:26.76]Oh I am the laugh man
[00:30.54]Half clown and half man
[00:34.09]Half out and half in oh mister can't you see
[00:40.88]I'm s'posed to leave you laughing why don't you laugh at me
[00:50.96]I started out my starvin'
[00:53.54]Desperate for money
[00:55.43]My belly crackin' dirty jokes
[00:57.75]That did not come out funny
[00:59.97]My neck stuck out so far
[01:02.00]Like a gawky giraffe
[01:04.76]Screamin' on a guillotine
[01:07.23]Come on sucker laugh
[01:11.76]Oh I am the laugh man
[01:15.52]Half clown and half man
[01:19.07]Half out and half in oh mister can't you see
[01:25.71]I'm s'posed to leave you laughing so why don't you laugh at me
[01:35.74]I am the guy who always catches the pie
[01:40.09]I specialize in pratfalls
[01:44.92]I am the goon who flashes the moon
[01:49.24]A mouse in a house of catcalls
[01:53.41]I'm your jester your juggler
[01:55.64]Your joker your friend
[01:57.84]I'm nothing more or less
[01:59.84]Than a horse's nether end
[02:16.50]My ego is a bubble
[02:18.41]That I realize just broke
[02:22.24]And alone without a microphone
[02:26.50]My real life's a joke
[02:34.25]Oh I am the laugh man
[02:40.80]Half clown and half man
[02:46.40]Half out and half in oh mister can't you see
[02:56.92]I'm s'posed to leave you laughing so why don't you laugh at me
[03:07.15]I'm s'posed to leave you laughing so why don't you laugh at me
[03:19.84]Did you ever hear the one about