王蓝莓 - 101放假的理想与现实 (节目) 完整歌词及解析

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[00:00.74]我就是王蓝莓
[00:02.90]嘿嘿嘿
[00:03.34]对
[00:03.40]他就是王蓝莓
[00:04.70]我是他妈李丽之
[00:06.40]我是他爸王大头儿
[00:07.52]嘿嘿哈哈哈哈
[00:09.12]这就是幸福快乐的王蓝莓一家人
[00:13.46]嘿嘿嘿嘿
[00:16.21]嘿嘿嘿
[00:18.41]放假的理想与现实
[00:23.41]假期快到了
[00:25.27]王蓝莓趴在书桌上
[00:27.13]畅想着美好的假期
[00:30.30]王蓝莓
[00:31.40]呃
[00:31.56]你的假期要怎么度过呀
[00:33.10]嘿嘿嘿
[00:34.40]假期当然是不能浪费一分一秒
[00:38.67]要知道周末诚可贵
[00:41.07]小长假更高
[00:43.38]若为寒暑假
[00:44.64]两者皆可抛
[00:46.10]嘿
[00:46.84]这还一套一套的
[00:48.64]那真是没白学呀
[00:50.43]那你有什么计划呀
[00:52.01]游遍千山万水
[00:58.50]嗯
[00:59.00]挺好
[01:00.10]读万卷书不如行万里路
[01:02.34]行万里路不如吃辣条儿
[01:05.81]就大白兔儿
[01:06.73]你可真贫
[01:08.32]说到吃啊
[01:09.40]我还得吃遍全国名吃呢
[01:11.56]嗯
[01:12.50]说的我都饿了
[01:14.10]还有同学三五聚会
[01:16.18]王蓝莓
[01:16.88]赶紧的
[01:17.56]该你出牌了
[01:18.84]诶
[01:19.00]俩十你都不要啊
[01:20.70]你不要我可要了啊
[01:22.66]这把输的请搁置冰淇淋啊
[01:24.74]等会儿谁说我不要了
[01:26.66]我俩k
[01:27.76]同学之间要好好交流感情
[01:30.80]嗯
[01:30.82]多珍贵的童年呐
[01:32.74]还有呢
[01:34.12]我还要看朝霞谷齐飞
[01:39.21]啊
[01:39.23]真美好
[01:40.53]王蓝莓怀揣着畅想
[01:42.81]终于迎来了宝贵的假期生活
[01:45.69]放假喽
[01:47.03]可是王蓝莓现实中的放假
[01:49.49]呃
[01:49.75]好像和她畅想的不太一样
[01:52.49]唉呀
[01:52.97]来来来来来
[01:53.83]大家瞧一瞧
[01:57.72]啊
[01:57.74]诶
[01:58.38]王蓝莓
[01:59.52]你那个千山万水呢
[02:01.27]您要是不去看
[02:04.55]那岂不是可
[02:06.74]哈哈哈
[02:06.92]在家里躺着看动画片儿
[02:09.24]呃
[02:09.48]就是全国名吃了
[02:10.94]呀
[02:11.66]你都躺了半个月了
[02:13.54]你怎么不找那三五好友呢
[02:15.50]啊啊啊啊
[02:19.21]诶诶
[02:19.83]怎么又睡了
[02:20.81]嗯
[02:21.87]诶
[02:21.99]朝霞与孤鹜齐飞呢
[02:24.59]唉
[02:25.57]这王蓝莓假期的理想与现实也差距太大了点儿吧
[02:31.43]你这真是若为躺平故
[02:34.25]啥都皆可抛喽
[02:36.75]同学们
[02:37.93]你们有没有假期计划
[02:40.05]呃
[02:40.13]最想去哪儿
[02:41.19]想吃什么
[02:42.45]欢迎你们留言和王蓝莓呀一起讨论讨论