[ti:大实话] [ar:贵州山歌] [al:] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]大实话 (自编自唱) - 贵州山歌 [00:00.56]词:贵州山歌 [00:01.12]曲:贵州山歌 [00:01.68]老婆就像成熟的瓜 [00:05.45]情人就像刚开的花 [00:08.16] [00:09.20]累了的时候你就吃瓜 [00:12.93]清闲时候你就赏花 [00:15.56] [00:16.75]工资拿回家种了瓜 [00:20.41]奖金拿去养了花 [00:23.06] [00:24.18]没有那鲜花哪能有瓜 [00:27.93]瓜它曾经也是一朵花 [00:30.81] [00:31.70]既然花已变了瓜 [00:34.08] [00:35.42]为啥还去招惹花 [00:38.33] [00:39.23]吃着西瓜就别恋花 [00:42.90]鲜花总会枯萎的 [00:45.97] [00:46.71]情人节我劝大家 [00:49.25] [00:50.44]在家陪好你的瓜 [00:53.45] [00:54.24]你要是外出去赏花 [00:58.00]小心别人偷了你的瓜 [01:01.47] [01:35.26]F**k you and your mom and your sister and your job [01:38.23]And your broke a*s car and that s**t you call art [01:41.57]F**k you and your friends that I'll never see again [01:44.74]Everybody but your dog you can all f**k off [01:48.54]I swear I meant to mean the best when it ended [01:51.87]Even tried to bite my tongue when you start s**t [01:55.02]Now you're textin' all my friends asking questions [01:57.73]They never even liked you in the first place [02:00.48] [02:01.33]Dated a girl that I hate for the attention [02:04.51]She only made it two days what a connection [02:07.70]It's like you'd do anything for my affection [02:10.58]You're goin' all about it in the worst ways [02:13.26] [02:14.29]I was into you but I'm over it now [02:17.73] [02:18.33]And I was tryin' to be nice [02:20.49]But nothing's getting through so let me spell it out [02:24.28]A B C D E F [02:26.58] [02:32.85]F**k you and your friends that I'll never see again [02:35.98]Everybody but your dog you can all f**k off [02:39.22] [02:40.27]Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah [02:43.54]A B C D E F